<Outside>
So you're making it official
Well, Hip-Hip-Hooray
On the eve of your wedding, this comes to say
Hope you enjoy the ceremony, the flowers and laughter
You give new meaning to the term "Happily ever after"
<Inside>
With best wishes to a couple whose love is truly eternal
Carol B.
Feeling unappreciated at work?
<outside>
Job got you down?
Feeling ignored ... at a loss?
Just march into that office ...
<inside>
And put the bite on the boss!
Carol B. (running and hiding <g>)
<outside>
I've seen the way you look at me
When cuddling with my pet
Do you think I'd make a tasty snack
Your appetite to whet?
Well, though you're bigger, your fangs larger
Here's a thought to give you pause
If ever you bare your vampire butt
<inside>
I'll be sharpenin' my CLAWS! <g>
Carol B.
Valentine card from LaCroix to Nat.
<Outside>
(we see a picture of LaCroix, looking elegant in his black suit.
He is holding a single white rose.)
On Valentine's Day, thoughts turn to love
We ache for romance and bliss
My son pines for his mortal sweetheart
Whose lips he longs to kiss
I understand the need he feels,
His hunger for your affection
For you and I, not long ago
Also shared a 'connection'
In the Azure, on that dark night
Your resistence was no more
I prepared to collect on an old debt
A promise Nicholas once swore
Our time was brief, cut short too soon
By an unwelcome intrusion
He swore to me he didn't love you
His ardor was just an illusion
But now, on the eve of love's special day
He must be feeling the temptation
To forget the past, and ancient promises made
In favour of the heart's vindication
I urge you to caution, for this is a warning
Don't think I haven't noted
The wistful looks, the needful stares
The expressions of the devoted
A promise made, a word given
Is a bond for all of time
He will not be allowed to claim his love
When he has denied me mine
Should Nicholas attempt to deceive
And renege on his debt of honour
He *will* indeed lose his love ...
<Inside>
(LaCroix is now vamped out ... eyes glowing red with bloodlust,
fangs glistening)
But *I* shall gain a daughter!
Carol B.
<outside>
Who's my father? Who's my brother?
This whole thing's just a mess
<inside>
I'm going away for a long, long time
So Nicolas, give it a rest.
S. Clark <the founder of DarkMark>
<outside>
Your supposed love
Lies dead on the floor
She's just a human
They always make more
<inside>
Get packed, we're leaving.
- L
S. Clark
<outside>
We've just heard the news
We're sorry for your loss
But at least the big lug
Brought you across
<inside>
Sincerest regrets on your
recent demise, and a joyous
welcome to eternal life
S. Clark <the founder of DarkMark>
For the Vamp waiting in the wings:
<outside>
What do you mean
The show's up?
<inside>
I'm ready for
My close up!
This is the card for the not-quite-so-evil-as-LaCroix-nor-as-Angsty-as
Nick-nor-as-Slackerish-as-Vachon-but-at-the-very-least-impish vampire,
Skip. Who, although he waited in the wings for 3 seasons, never quite made
it on camera.
S. Clark
<outside>
Angst this
Stress that
Who cares!
Feed the cat!
<inside>
If you think the drapes were an accident...
The sofa's next.
S. Clark
<outside>
You've lost your love
You've gained more guilt
It's time to leave
This world you've built
<inside>
Aristotle's moving and relocation
Reasonable rates
Privacy ensured
S. Clark
<outside>
LaCroix smiles sweetly, holding a big box with a bow.
"To Mother dearest, who gave me life,
Who brought me the joys of the undead,
A Happy Mother's Day to you--"
<inside>
LaCroix smiles evilly, holding an open box with Divia's head in it:
"Too bad that you don't have your head!"
Heather-Anne Gillis
<outside>
CONGRATULATIONS!
(Underneath this is a picture of a blond baby, with fangs and golden eyes,
dressed in a diaper.>
<inside>
You have a new fledging.
May you feel years younger!
Here's a small, heartfelt gift
To deal with First Hunger!
(Sender includes a gift certificate for a month's free blood supply from
The Raven.)
Heather-Anne Gillis <in a fit of giggles>
<Outside>
(A sad looking vamp sits on a crate, chin in hand, surrounded by empty
blood bottles.)
"Do you feel encumbered?
Your life has no meaning?"
<Inside>
(The same vamp now grins evilly, fangs glistening and eyes golden, holding
a bloody stake. On the floor lies a pile of ashes and some burned
clothes.)
"Just take some time out,
And do some spring cleaning!"
Heather-Anne Gillis
<outside>
Pic of a tied up Lacroix and a grinning Nick
<inside>
I may sometimes try to stake you
For those mind games that you play,
But despite your little failings,
Have a Happy Father's Day!
Nicholas
Heather-Anne Gillis
Here is a card from Nat to Nick....
<outside>
HAPPY 800TH BIRTHDAY!
<inside>
I'd have gotten you a better gift...
Possibly me in the lift??
But it would have taken me all day,
To show you a Happy Birthday,
And since we don't have much time,
I opted instead for a bottle of blood wine!
Love,
Nat
Valerie Horton
<Outside>
So you've ripped your human friend to bits
and you think that's really sick
don't you fret and worry over it
someone will correct it in fanfic
<inside>
Buck up, little vampire, you'll find another coroner pal.
Jennifer
A response from Nat to LaCroix about his card written by S. Clark about Have a Nice Vacation:
(front)
He thought I was gone
He's often wrong
Now you're at a loss
I've come across
(Inside)
Get stuffed. He's staying with me - N.L. MD
Rogue Cousin Tammy
<Outside>
(A handsome male vampire, naked from the chest up wearing tight--and I do mean TIGHT--blue jeans, holding a bunch of roses in his hands)
I don't want your money,
or your diamond rings.
<Inside>
I just want to bite you...
<handwritten> - meet me at the loft... Nick
Tyra
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